BUT yesterday I rec'd my tax return information, the first thing I did when I started the BBP--all I had to do was open the thing, sign & send a check to the State of NY, and decide what to do with my Federal overpayment of (whoo-bloody-hoo) $59.06.
I tossed the unopened packet on my printer, and went to the kitchen to make some cream of broccoli soup. Talked to my mother on the phone for a while, which was a relief as she sounded much better than the last conversation. Changed out of my high-heeled espadrilles into DKNY yoga shoes. Then, with a sigh, I decided to open the pack and, if I had the energy, write the damn check to NY State. Couldn't find scissors to cut the seal open, so tore at it for a bit, then got a kitchen knife. Pulled out the creamy white folder, opened it. Tax forms, filled out on the left. On the right was a bill for the accounting services, and a summary of the tax forms.
I read the summary and yelped like a labrador.
I read the summary again.
I called Louis C.'s office.
I read the summary again.
When Louie had said I had a $59.06 refund coming, he didn't mean $59.06. He meant $5906.00!!! Of all that is Good to the the Poor Sad-Ass Drunks on this planet!!
$5906!??
That'd pay for my rent increase!!
May God Grant me the Serenity
To accept the things I cannot change,
The courage to change the things I can,
& The Wisdom to know the difference!!
HOT DAMN!!
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